1 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,679 Thank you, Hobbs. Your Lordship. 2 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,719 You've done it now, Algie. 3 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,079 I thought you were joking when you said you were opening up 4 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,519 Erpington Hall to common riff-raff, 5 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,359 but I've just seen the staff making up the rooms. 6 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:39,040 They're not riff-raff, they're paying guests, Sis. 7 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,519 I'm the Earl of Arden not you, it's up to me to 8 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,520 diversify the estate's business. 9 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,519 Daddy will be turning in his grave. 10 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,319 Well, Hobbs thought it was a good idea. 11 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:51,360 Oh, did he now? 12 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,879 We have a family reputation to uphold 13 00:00:55,880 --> 00:01:00,360 and I'll be damned if you destroy it with this ridiculous venture. Wh... 14 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,320 You've put me off my dippy egg! 15 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,719 Ah, you must be the French Polisher. 16 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:13,520 What? Oh, yeah, that's me. 17 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:17,799 You'd best be as good as you say you are. 18 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,120 I need this job completed, as soon as possible. 19 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,119 And everything's included, the food, 20 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,599 all the drink, there's even a five course dinner. 21 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,439 I wish I had someone to whisk me away on a mini break at 22 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,039 a posh country manor. 23 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,959 Sounds dead boring to me. 24 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,239 What are you and Annie doing this weekend? 25 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,680 Pie and pint at the Mucky Mallard? No. 26 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:05,919 Oh, Cassius, great. If we get moving now, we can beat the traffic. 27 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,999 Actually, Luella, I'm not going to be able to make it. 28 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,959 Work called, they need me in Brussels for an important meeting 29 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,799 and I can't get out of it. They've already booked the Eurostar. 30 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,800 Oh, right... 31 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,479 Can you move the mini break to another weekend? 32 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:19,719 That's the thing, you see, 33 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:23,199 it's non-refundable and nontransferable. 34 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,519 Maybe you should go anyway? 35 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,519 It might be just what you need. Look, my taxi is waiting, 36 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,560 I just wanted to tell you in person. OK.I'll call you later. 37 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,319 I mean, he's right, you could still go. 38 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,600 Bit sad, on my own? 39 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,760 Did you say that all the food and drink was included? 40 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:03,520 Oh, wow! 41 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,439 I still don't get why you got rid of the Mini. 42 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,519 Yeah, I do miss Lu Lu, 43 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,439 but Cassius says that electric is progressive. 44 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,759 Don't tell me you didn't enjoy those heated seats. 45 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,680 That's why my bum was so warm. Felt like I'd wet myself. 46 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,279 - Sir, Madam. - Hi. 47 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,640 Welcome to Erpington Hall. Allow me. 48 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,120 Oh, oh, thank you. I could get used to this! 49 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,280 GASPS 50 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:40,759 Welcome to my humble abode. I'm Lord Algernon Erpington, 51 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:44,719 13th Earl of Arden. Oh, you don't need to do that. 52 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,239 You can call me Algie. You must be Luella. 53 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,119 Yes... 54 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,519 You don't... Right. 55 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,039 Sorry, I don't know why I did that. 56 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,239 It's very kind. And Cassius? 57 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:55,799 Well, actually I'm... Yes. 58 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,079 Yep, It's nontransferable, remember. 59 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:02,119 Cassius Marchant, at your service. 60 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,759 Now the other guests have already arrived, 61 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,759 so I'm sure you're eager to get started. 62 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,959 Sorry, get started? 63 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,199 My apologies, how remiss. 64 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,359 Hobbs will give you the full weekend itinerary, 65 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,399 and everything you'll be tested on. 66 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,600 Tested? 67 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:17,800 "School of Etiquette"? 68 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,239 Did you know about this? Course not. 69 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:28,079 Well, Cassius must have been told when he booked. 70 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,759 - Not necessarily. - Cassius? Luella? - Do come in, don't be shy. 71 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:35,479 Rule number one. So, as you all know, 72 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:38,999 you're my first batch of students. Hopefully not my last! 73 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,079 First off, 74 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,399 we'll be looking at how to address various ranks of people, 75 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,039 including the aristocracy. 76 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,839 Each mannequin is a different position in society. 77 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:52,959 Take a look and decide on the correct sobriquet by which 78 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,839 to address them. On your "Marquis", get set, go. 79 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:57,479 FORCED LAUGHTER 80 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,520 This is not creepy at all. 81 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,959 AMERICAN SOUTHERN ACCENT: Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit. 82 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,279 You're a biscuit. 83 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,999 Can you believe we're in a real-life English castle? 84 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,199 I'm guessing you're not from Stratford? 85 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:14,599 Oh, bless your heart no, I'm from Abbeyville, Georgia. 86 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,159 I'm here to learn me the skills I need to find myself 87 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,239 a refined, English gentleman. 88 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,599 So, less Rhett Butler and more Mr Darcy, eh? 89 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,839 I can't make head nor tail of this lot. 90 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,239 I mean, how am I supposed to know if that's a Duke or an Earl? 91 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:30,079 Are you...? you're Dennis Small, aren't you? 92 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,119 The guy with the plastering firm? The one with the adverts. 93 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:36,839 "Call Small, and quality is guaranteed"! 94 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,639 Guilty as charged. Mind you, I sold 95 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,719 the business earlier this year. Always said I'd be 96 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,799 a millionaire one day. Yeah, what you doing here at an etiquette school? 97 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,519 Moving in fancy circles now, love. 98 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,039 But if I'm gonna be taken seriously by these toffs, 99 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,600 - I need to know this stuff. - Ooh! 100 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,520 Oh! Spider? 101 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:59,119 Yes, it is a spider dear, yes. There. Oh, no, 102 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,559 no, it's gone. You're fine, you're fine. 103 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,880 Goodness, Cassius! 104 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,079 What a strange collection, 105 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,159 and I'm not referring to the mannequins. 106 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,839 FORCED LAUGHTER 107 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:12,279 Good one Sis. Everyone, this is my sister, Minty. 108 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,959 Lady Araminta Erpington. 109 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,840 It is such an honour to meet you, ma'am. 110 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:26,879 You better not disturb my man with this charade. Off you go. 111 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:30,079 I'm not really sure why you need a French polisher 112 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,519 so urgently. 113 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:34,199 Someone might say you're trying to sabotage my classes. 114 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,159 Oh, Algie, such a vivid imagination. 115 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,719 But someone needs to take care of this place. 116 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,040 Hobbs, a word in the parlour. Now. 117 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:49,279 Apologies for the interruption. Let's start with the Marquis. 118 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:51,439 What's Spider doing here? 119 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,839 He's not French polishing, that's for sure. 120 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,319 Luella? Cassius? 121 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,359 Afterwards, Hobbs will show you to your room. 122 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,560 - Rooms. - Room. 123 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,559 I can't believe it's 550 quid for another room. 124 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,599 I know. Makes you wonder how much 125 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,759 Cassius spent on the weekend, doesn't it? 126 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,279 Oh, I messaged him about the whole etiquette school thing. 127 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,719 He said he thought it would be a fun surprise for me. 128 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,759 Strange idea of fun. Oh, come on, let's just get out of here. 129 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,159 We ought to leave it at least 130 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,879 a night. He's been to a lot of trouble. 131 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,920 And then there's the five course dinner... Hm? 132 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,599 Although that did say formal dress. 133 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:32,280 You got anything smart to wear? Do you own anything smart? 134 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,000 DOOR CREAKS 135 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,559 Spider? 136 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,120 Oh... 137 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:52,439 Boo! Hard at work polishing, I see? 138 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,639 Lady What's-er-face hired me all hush-hush, like. 139 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,320 Hence that stuff over there. 140 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,639 You on a job too, Frank? 141 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:05,359 No, I'm pretending to be Lu's boyfriend for the night. 142 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,239 Hm... Fair enough. 143 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:10,039 Thing is, I need to find some posh clothes for dinner. 144 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,279 There's a load of old suits in that cupboard over there. 145 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,920 I bet nobody would notice if you borrowed something. 146 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,600 Hey! 147 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,959 So, Spider didn't say what he was up to? 148 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,240 No, he was a bit vague. You know what he's like. 149 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,639 Are you ready yet? 150 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,759 I look stupid. 151 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:39,120 Oh, I'm sure you can't look that... Oh! Ho-ho! 152 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:44,319 I mean... I don't know why they make these things so scratchy. 153 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,400 Just must be what they wear in the country. 154 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,559 GONG SOUNDS Oh! It's dinner. 155 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:52,199 Would you care to join me? 156 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,960 Why, yes, sir. 157 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,160 Mm-wah! Nice. 158 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,239 Glad that you clearly enjoyed that, Dennis. 159 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,279 For the next course, 160 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,359 we move inwards to your largest knife and fork. 161 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:08,719 What we having? 162 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,799 Venison. Now you're talking! 163 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:14,719 All the meat comes from the estate, I actually bagged this one myself. 164 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,239 Well, ain't that the cat's meow! 165 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:20,879 I'm about to eat a meal caught by an honest-to-goodness Earl. 166 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:22,239 I'm sure it must be 167 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,159 a novelty not eating something bought from a convenience store. 168 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,119 Minty! My daddy had me hunting swamp rabbits since I was knee-high 169 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:32,039 to a grasshopper. But to take something like a deer? 170 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:35,279 Well, that's more of an art form than a sport. 171 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,920 Exactly. Thank you, Tiffany-Jo. 172 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,919 Ah! A good host is always mindful 173 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,599 of his guest's dietary requirements, Cassius. 174 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,799 Oh! Ha-ha! 175 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,160 Enjoy. 176 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,279 Looks like lover boy told them we were both vegans. 177 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:59,919 I am. Trying to be. This looks lovely. 178 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:03,639 Not so close, Hobbs. I can hear you breathing. 179 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,559 So, is this the kind of grub I can expect at 180 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,279 the Haverley Club, then, Algie? 181 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,720 Our private member's club? You? 182 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,799 Does the billiard room need re-plastering? 183 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,199 It's exactly as I feared. 184 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,879 Our home has been sullied by 185 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,319 tradespeople who think they're above their station, 186 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,439 a man who appears to have fleas, 187 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,760 and some hick who's named like a stripper! 188 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,359 Is that you or Tiffany- Jo? 189 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,919 Please don't be rude to our guests. 190 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,879 They're not my guests they're yours. 191 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,119 There is a hierarchy 192 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,199 and a class system in place for a reason. 193 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,159 You can't just tear the whole thing down! 194 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,159 Minty! CUTLERY RATTLES Oh! 195 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,239 I won't hear another word, please leave the room, 196 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,800 before I do something I regret. 197 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,080 Don't even think about it. 198 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:14,159 There's some good characters here, mate. 199 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,479 There's no reason why this school can't flourish. 200 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,759 Lady Araminta certainly put 201 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,440 - a dampener on things. - Mm. 202 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,599 What you reading? I found it on the side. 203 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,639 It's a profile piece on Algie and the estate. 204 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,399 Did you know it's over 10,000 acres? 205 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,639 That explains why the staff have to use golf buggies to get around. 206 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:37,079 Yeah. According to this, it was all yacht parties 207 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,759 and polo until his dad died five years ago. 208 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,079 But get this, Lady Araminta is the older sibling, 209 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,519 but she can't inherit because she's a woman. Outrageous! 210 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,960 That explains the stick up her... GONG SOUNDS 211 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,520 Time to retire, I think. Great day. 212 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,479 I can't believe we're sharing a room. 213 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,919 We've done all night stakeouts before. It'll be fine. 214 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,240 You better not snore! 215 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,880 SHE SNORES LOUDLY 216 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,879 Lu... Lu! 217 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,240 Sh! Sh! 218 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,520 SHE CONTINUES SNORING 219 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,920 Argh! 220 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,720 MORE SNORING 221 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,399 Morning. Morning. Did you sleep well? 222 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,919 Oh, like a log. 223 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,360 Log cutter more like. 224 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:14,319 Oh, Cassius, I don't think those sausages are vegan. 225 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,400 When are we going to get some proper food?! 226 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,120 Come on, Hobbs. 227 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,159 What are you doing? That's honey. 228 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,399 That's the maple syrup, what's wrong with you today? 229 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:33,040 - I'm so sorry, my Lord. - Oh, don'tworry, I'll do it actually. 230 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,199 Honey brings me out in a terrible rash. 231 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,600 Honestly, allergies. They are the bane of my life. 232 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,680 LOUD FEMALE SCREAM 233 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,440 Algie... 234 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:21,079 Frank Hathaway at an etiquette school? I've seen it all now. 235 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,119 They think he's Cassius. 236 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,999 Your boyfriend? 237 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,199 This day just gets better and better. 238 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,399 Now, go wait with the others in the library. 239 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,599 No, we can help you. 240 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,039 What do you think? 241 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:37,519 Intruder? Interrupted burglary? There's no CCTV. 242 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,959 No, which is ridiculous, in a place like this. 243 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,799 But there's no sign of forced entry, so... 244 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,959 Get your hands off me. That's police brutality, that is! 245 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,879 Well, well, well, Dylan Dekker? 246 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,999 What is it they call you in South Wales again? The Cockroach? 247 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,439 It's Spider! 248 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,159 And I'm meant to be here, all right? 249 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:58,239 And what are you meant to be here doing? 250 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,559 Er... German polishing. 251 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,599 And you were doing that throughout the night, were you? 252 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,479 Well, it was a really big scratch. 253 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,680 Just ask Lady Araminta, she'll vouch for me. 254 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:13,559 I really don't think she will, given she's been murdered. 255 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,199 What? How? 256 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,919 Well, I'm hoping you can help me out with that. 257 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,959 No, you can't think Spider did it? 258 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,479 - Nah, he wouldn't hurt a fly. - Oi! - Pun intended. 259 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,639 Ah, yeah, I forgot. He's one of your dodgy associates, 260 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,879 isn't he? Was he here, working for you? 261 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:31,559 Well... Spider's not the type to rob 262 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,760 and kill someone... I mean, look at him. He's... 263 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,159 Killers come in all shapes and sizes, 264 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,839 you should know that, Hathaway. 265 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,719 And his story is about as believable as you being her good-looking 266 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:45,080 boyfriend. You're under arrest, butt. 267 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,960 Frank? Lu? 268 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,079 Do you really think someone staying here did it? 269 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,199 There's no sign of forced entry 270 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,000 and we both know Spider didn't do it. 271 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,799 I'm just so sorry. I don't know what to say. 272 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,879 Thank you, Dennis, there's not much to say. 273 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,479 Here you go honey, strong, 274 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,319 sweet tea with a splash of cognac. 275 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,800 It's what I take when I've had myself a fright. 276 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:20,079 That's what my Nanny... Nanny Kitty used to make. 277 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,920 I assume the rest of the course is cancelled now, mate? 278 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,919 No... No, 279 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,919 a good host does not abandon his guests. 280 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,679 Stiff upper lip and all that. Um... We must soldier on. 281 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,919 Are you sure? It might do Algie 282 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,959 a world of good to stay busy, have folks around? 283 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,679 Indeed. Then it's decided. 284 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,319 We will resume the etiquette classes. 285 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,720 Mm... 286 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,240 Keep your eyes peeled for anything odd. 287 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,280 Perfect, Tiffany-Jo. 288 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,439 MOBILE VIBRATES 289 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:04,679 Ooh... Probably a cold caller. It could be Spider. 290 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:05,759 Ooh... Sorry. 291 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:06,879 Terribly sorry, 292 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:10,880 it's the pet-sitter calling about the... Cat... dog. 293 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,840 The dog that we call Cat. Kitty-cat. 294 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,000 - Right. - Katty-poo. 295 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,520 - Excuse us. - Sorry. 296 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,440 - Sorry. - Sorry. 297 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,759 It's Spider. You've got to help me. 298 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,519 I will, but first you've got 299 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,119 to tell us what you were really doing here. 300 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,679 And don't say waxing a table. 301 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:38,359 OK. Her Ladyship's dad moved loads of money into 302 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,399 an offshore bank account, so her 303 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,239 and her brother would avoid inheritance tax. 304 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,759 But he died before he could give them the access. 305 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,239 So, Lady Araminta hired you to hack into it for her? 306 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,599 I'm through the firewalls and encryptions. 307 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,439 I had one personal password left. 308 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,999 A brute force approach would've taken ages, 309 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,799 so I went for a dictionary attack. 310 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,559 He gets a list of words relevant to the person. 311 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,999 Birthdays, favourite pet, that sort of thing. 312 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,999 Exactly. So, I ran variations of them all. 313 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,999 So why couldn't you just tell the police this? 314 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,919 Because it's highly illegal. Computer misuse, 315 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,000 fraud, that could be ten years in prison. 316 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:21,319 Spider, did you notice anything odd yesterday? 317 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:25,079 Well, actually Lady Araminta came in after dinner, 318 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:28,559 all stressed, like. She ripped up a piece of paper, 319 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,119 and she chucked it in the fireplace. 320 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,879 I'll look into it. 321 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,839 Thanks, and no pressure, guys, 322 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,120 but this face is too pretty for jail. 323 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,119 So Lady Araminta was stressed after dinner? 324 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,039 Yeah, well, Algie did throw her out, 325 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,479 "before I do something I regret", remember? 326 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,719 Now you go and see what you can get out of him, 327 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,720 and I'll see if I can find this piece of paper that she tore up. 328 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,760 What are you looking at? 329 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,119 If you can manage to traverse the full length of the room, 330 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,919 you can join Dennis and Tiffany-Jo mastering the stairs. OK? 331 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,999 OK. 332 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,080 Well done. 333 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,839 Oh! Sorry. 334 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,800 No, no, don't worry. Hobbs, let's do a demonstration. 335 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,400 Watch closely, Luella. 336 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:48,600 Shoulders back, head up. Follow me. 337 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:55,439 You know, in my day job I'm actually a Private Investigator. 338 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,879 Really? How thrilling. 339 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,599 So I could actually look into what happened, 340 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,279 with your sister, if you like? There's no need, 341 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,479 they've already caught the dodgy French polisher chap. 342 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,839 Ah, you see, he's actually an IT expert. 343 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,319 Araminta hired him 344 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,999 to look into your dad's offshore account. 345 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,559 Oops-a-daisy. 346 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,440 I told her I was handling it! 347 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,479 My lawyers were petitioning the bank, 348 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,999 they warned me it could take years. 349 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,159 Clearly, Minty took it into her own hands and it backfired. 350 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,399 Hm... You seemed a bit cross with her last night? 351 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,160 She was being a terrible snob. 352 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,679 She's always been resentful of my business ideas, 353 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,080 and me most of the time. 354 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,039 I don't blame her, 355 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,839 it must have been hard, watching me inherit. 356 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,080 Hm. Did you see her after dinner? 357 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,359 We patched things up. 358 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:50,160 She even agreed to help me teach the dance lessons later. 359 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,999 I don't know what I'm going to do without her. 360 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,080 Excuse me, I need to go check on the others. 361 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,879 I wonder if I could speak to some of 362 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,719 the staff about what happened to Lady Araminta? 363 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,359 The help doesn't speak to guests, Miss Shakespeare. 364 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:12,079 Really? What, even if there's been a murder? 365 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,159 Leave it to the police, madam. 366 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,440 His Lordship doesn't need any further upset. 367 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,399 Do you believe Algie? 368 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,959 I believe he's upset about his sister. 369 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,799 She might have been a bit stuck up but she's family, 370 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,519 isn't she? I don't know what I'd do if something happened to Lia. 371 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,959 Oh, by the way, I'm bringing Annie to the wedding. 372 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,279 Oh, are you? 373 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:41,519 I'll be like a third wheel with you and Cassius. 374 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:45,119 Besides, I've got a double room so, everyone's a winner. 375 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,879 You don't think it'll give her the wrong impression? 376 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,280 No, it was Annie's idea to keep things casual. 377 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,199 There you go. 378 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,119 It's an application form. 379 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,120 - For the Haverley Club. - Mm. 380 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,639 - Hi. - Dennis... 381 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,759 Hey. All that book balancing made me peckish. Do you want one? 382 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,960 Oh, yeah... Urgh... 383 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,479 - No, thanks. - I asked the cookif she had any ketchup, 384 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,439 she looked at me like I'd grown a third head! 385 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,519 I've got a long way to go before I fit into places like this. 386 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,719 Maybe joining one of those private member's clubs would help. 387 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,519 You mentioned one last night, didn't you? Didn't he, darling? 388 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:42,559 - Erm, the Haddesly? - The Haverley. - Me and Algie had an arrangement, 389 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,079 I'd try out his etiquette school, maybe invest in it, 390 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,159 and he'd support my application for the Club. 391 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,399 The Erpington family have sway, they practically founded the place. 392 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,359 Sounds quite important to you. 393 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:56,239 My old mum was a cleaner there. I always told her, 394 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,759 "One day I'm going to become a member," 395 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,119 and that's how I'd know I'd really made it. 396 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:06,119 I'm sure she'd be very proud of you as it is. 397 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,359 Lady Araminta didn't seem 398 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,079 to like the idea of you joining though? 399 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,239 I don't want to talk ill of the dead, 400 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,519 but she was a snooty cow. 401 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,039 I had a Club application form all ready to go, 402 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,679 but Araminta snatched it out of my hand. 403 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:24,399 Said she wouldn't let her brother sully the family name like that. 404 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:30,519 - Gosh, must have made you angry. Yes! - Oh!- But I wasn'tthe one that brained her. 405 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,439 I went to ask her to reconsider. 406 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,119 - But there was already someone in her room with her. - Who? 407 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,359 I don't know, the door was closed. 408 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,439 But Araminta was having a right go. 409 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:43,519 Sirs, madam, the dance class is about to begin. 410 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,319 I thought they didn't have a teacher. 411 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:50,359 Bonjour, I am Mademoiselle Audrey Le Beau. 412 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:53,959 And we are very lucky to have her at such short notice. 413 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:57,399 Today we're going to be learning the waltz. 414 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:01,799 Mademoiselle Le Beau and I will be doing a demonstration. 415 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,479 Stevens, music, please. 416 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,519 You're sure Bea can do this? 417 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,839 It says on her CV she can do ballroom, Latin and tap. 418 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,079 It also says she's a champion weightlifter. 419 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,320 MUSIC BEGINS 420 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:32,920 I take it back. 421 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,080 APPLAUSE 422 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:09,719 Hobbs? Sorry, Stevens, off with the music, thank you. 423 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,919 I'm sorry, my Lord, 424 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,159 But I ordered the maids to straighten 425 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,719 the study as requested 426 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,240 and... show His Lordship what you found. 427 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,559 That's like yours. 428 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,799 It's Minty's family ring. She never took it off. 429 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:26,999 What's on it? 430 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,440 Wax. 431 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,559 It was hidden in here. 432 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,679 That's that fake French polisher's bag. 433 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,320 Algie, mate, you need to call the police, now. 434 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,959 So I'm definitely free to go? 435 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,280 For now, yes. 436 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:54,360 But, Mr Dekker, if I was you, I would not leave town, yeah? 437 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,639 MOBILE RINGS 438 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,280 DS Keeler? What? 439 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,600 Oi. Get him back here, now. 440 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,960 MUSIC PLAYS 441 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,559 So whoever planted that ring has made it look like Spider robbed 442 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:31,439 and killed Lady Araminta-a-a-h-h... 443 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,359 I wish we knew who she was arguing with. 444 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,800 Yeah, me too. 445 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,199 I tell you what, 446 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:43,319 quality dancing is not guaranteed with Dennis. 447 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,719 Aw! My toes! 448 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,959 OK. I think that's probably 449 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,919 a good place to leave it for the day. 450 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,239 Hey, wonderful dancing, Mademoiselle Bea. 451 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,799 Merci. I'll find out what I can from the staff. 452 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,319 In a house this big, 453 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,839 nothing much happens without the help knowing. 454 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,439 It's no worse than a tick on a hound dog. 455 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,839 Besides, I'm more of 456 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,399 a Latin girl myself, especially the rhumba. 457 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,840 - Me too. - No. 458 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:12,279 Who knew those two would have so much in common. 459 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,040 Maybe a bit too much. 460 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,039 You see, this profile piece on 461 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,879 Algie tells you everything about him, 462 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,999 tells you he loves rhumba, 463 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,479 how he thinks hunting is an artform, 464 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,279 even tells you his favourite drink... 465 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,240 - Milky tea with cognac. - Urgh! 466 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,519 What's the betting, Tiffany-Jo has read this, 467 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,959 maybe even before she came, 468 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,999 and she's been using it to get close to him. 469 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,679 And if Araminta realised what she was doing. 470 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,479 Oh, yeah, she wouldn't like it, 471 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,599 and maybe that's who she was rowing with! 472 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,319 We need to talk to her. Yeah, you talk to her alone. 473 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:57,559 - Why? - You know, you can bond overboys and lipstick colour, 474 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,160 that sort of stuff, you know. 475 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,959 No Algie? He's gone to fetch me 476 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,159 a cup of tea. He's such a gentleman. 477 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,759 Yeah, he's very handsome, isn't he? 478 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:16,039 Yes, ma'am. He's finer than frog hair split four ways. 479 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,919 Is that a thing? Is it? 480 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,639 You two seem to have quite the connection. 481 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,199 I mean, it obviously helps having 482 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,639 a little bit of inside information. 483 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,919 Don't worry, no judgment here. Honestly, 484 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,239 you should see some of 485 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,679 the rubbish I've written on my online dating profile. 486 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,919 So I picked up a few things. It's nothing worth fussing over. 487 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,919 Although I don't suppose Araminta felt like that? 488 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,839 I did hear you having a bit of a to-do last night in her room. 489 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,599 She called me a gold-digging trollop. 490 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,039 What even is a trollop? 491 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,879 So I told her she was a passionless, 492 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,639 unlovable witch who would always be alone. 493 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,559 Ouch. It seemed to really get to her. She got madder than a wet hen. 494 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,199 That mad, eh? Yeah, 495 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,399 I suppose she was becoming a bit of a problem for you. 496 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,440 Nah, I had it all planned. 497 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,479 I was going to knock on Algie's door in the middle of 498 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,759 the night, claiming I had had a nightmare! 499 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,239 Oh, yes, that's very good, because his Nanny Kitty used 500 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,119 to comfort him when he had bad dreams. 501 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,319 And Nanny Kitty meant a lot to him, didn't she? 502 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,639 I waited until about 1am, 503 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,279 but when I got out of bed I saw Araminta out of my window. 504 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,399 What? Outside? She was running towards the house. 505 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:30,239 I did not want to risk another fight so I just went on back to sleep. 506 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,479 Reckoned I could play 507 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,759 the damsel in distress another time. 508 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:38,599 For the injured soldier. I made it myself. 509 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,719 Honey! Did you burn yourself? 510 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,279 Ah, no, it's fine, 511 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:47,000 it's fine. I'm not totally au fait with a kettle. 512 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,560 Maybe I should have accepted your offer of help. 513 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,319 Apparently, 514 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,160 that chap they arrested is on the run. 515 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,799 They were at my boat looking for me. 516 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,999 I panicked, I didn't know where else to go. 517 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,759 What, and you thought returning to the scene of 518 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,719 the crime was the best idea? 519 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,799 I'm going to prison, aren't I? 520 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,359 We just need to find you somewhere to lie low, while me 521 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,640 and Lu sort it out. 522 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:24,520 And I know the perfect hiding place. Come on. 523 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,519 Spider's back? Where is he? 524 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:31,919 Somewhere safe. 525 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,919 But we need to solve this before Keeler finds him. 526 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,799 What's with the question mark? 527 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,039 Ah, well, according to Tiffany-Jo, 528 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,959 Lady Araminta was seen wandering around 529 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,199 the grounds sometime after midnight. 530 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,519 - I think she was probably meeting someone. - Who? 531 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,799 Well, we don't know, do we, cos there's no CCTV, 532 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,119 so there's no way of finding out. Yes, there is. 533 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,239 You ask the staff for the gossip. 534 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:57,159 Araminta regularly had late-night rendezvous in the stables. 535 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:01,319 A steamy affair, rolling about in the hay? 536 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,799 With a strong, 537 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,999 brooding silent type, capable hands. 538 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,560 Yeah, all right, Jilly Cooper. 539 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,719 Do the staff know who she was seeing? 540 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:11,919 Gareth Hobbs. 541 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,999 - The butler? - AKA The strong, broodingsilent type. 542 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,159 And he was off his game this morning, 543 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,759 do you remember? He kept making mistakes, like with the honey? 544 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,600 Maybe there was trouble in paradise. 545 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,359 KNOCK AT DOOR 546 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,599 Miss Shakespeare, Mr Marchant. 547 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,679 Calamine lotion for his Lordship's sore hand. 548 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,839 It's a remedy Nanny Kitty always favoured. 549 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,879 I'm sure Algie won't mind waiting a minute or two. 550 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,320 We'd love to have a word with you about something. 551 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,599 We know about your affair with Araminta. 552 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:52,800 - Fling, was it? - No, it was more thanthat, we were in love. 553 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:59,039 My dad was the Valet to the 12th Earl, 554 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,279 and I was expected to follow in his footsteps. 555 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,399 And Algie's a good bloke. 556 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:10,479 But Minty she wound me up so much. 557 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,599 And then one day, 558 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:17,560 all that hatred turned into something else. 559 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:25,119 Underneath the icy exterior, she was a... beautiful, 560 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,759 passionate, amazing woman. 561 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,559 Sorry. 562 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,439 It must have been hard to keep it a secret. 563 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,399 It was. 564 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,639 Um, that's why I'd decided to leave his Lordship's service. 565 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,759 We were going travelling together. Really? 566 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,479 Now, I don't know much about investigating... 567 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,839 Nothing. 568 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,080 ...but it looked like she despised you. 569 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,519 We'd had a fight. Minty needed more time 570 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,999 to get the money to come away 571 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,999 and I'd assumed she'd just ask Algie. 572 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,719 But then I realised, she wasn't planning on telling him about us. 573 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,800 Oh, you thought you were going public? 574 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,680 But she was still keeping me a dirty little secret. 575 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:11,399 We'd arranged to meet in the stables as usual, 576 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:16,080 but I went back to my room and I got drunk instead. 577 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:19,919 If... 578 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,240 If I hadn't, then maybe she wouldn't have been... 579 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,719 Um... I woke up late the next day with a hangover, 580 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:33,800 and I didn't see she'd sent me this until after she was found. 581 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,359 "I don't want to end up alone. No more hiding, 582 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,839 "I'm telling everyone the truth. 583 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,719 "I love you." 584 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,600 Sent just after 1am. 585 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,519 She'd chosen me. 586 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,040 And I lost her anyway. 587 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,679 Uh... Excuse me, His Lordship needs this. 588 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,080 Uh... Bless him. 589 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,680 Sorry, do you mind if I, um...? 590 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,839 Look at this. 591 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,079 Oh! Well, that must mean... 592 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,839 Yes. But why? 593 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,359 We need to find Spider. 594 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,040 Where exactly did you hide him? 595 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,640 Oh! All right, Luella? How's it going? 596 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,679 One tip - do not wear coloured socks on the tennis courts. 597 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,679 I will not let you down, Algie, don't you worry. 598 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,079 Hey, hey! Guess who just became 599 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,759 a partner in the Erpington School of Etiquette! 600 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,439 And secured his membership at the Haverley Club. 601 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,679 Ah, Dennis, I really wish you hadn't done that. 602 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,359 It was Algie who killed his sister. 603 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,879 What?! 604 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,280 I beg your pardon? 605 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,679 I'm terribly sorry, old chap. 606 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,799 Clearly, they've been at Nanny Kitty's gin. 607 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,680 Will you give us a moment? 608 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,839 I demand to know what you meant by that. 609 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,159 Did you get some calamine lotion for that hand? 610 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,119 Needs it, doesn't it, Frank? Oh, sorry, this is Frank. 611 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,319 Yeah, I'm her business partner. 612 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,679 Not Cassius, her PARTNER partner. 613 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,039 So you've been lying to me this whole time. 614 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:41,399 - Snap! - Yeah, I mean, that's nota burn from the kettle, 615 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,599 is it? It's contact dermatitis. 616 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,599 Which is a rash that develops 617 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,719 when you touch something you shouldn't. 618 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,839 Like what, for pity's sake? 619 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:54,399 Did you know your staff use beeswax-free polish? 620 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,079 You said you were allergic to honey. 621 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,839 That usually includes all bee products. 622 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,159 And they obviously didn't want you to react, so... 623 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:04,199 But the tub from the French polishing kit was 100% beeswax. 624 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:08,159 Yeah, so when you planted your sister's ring in it, you reacted. 625 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,799 Er, literally got caught red-handed! 626 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,399 Oh, yeah! 627 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,960 HE SCOFFS 628 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:18,199 Why on earth would I hurt my own sister? 629 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,359 Araminta was in love with Hobbs, wasn't she? 630 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,399 We think she told you that last night. 631 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,719 You found out they were going to go travelling together 632 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,039 and that she was going to take the money out of your dad's 633 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,479 offshore account to pay for it. 634 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,959 You were terrified it would reveal the truth. 635 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,559 - What truth? - That you had alreadycleared out the accounts. 636 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,719 That's the chap the police are looking for. 637 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:39,599 No, sorry that's Spider. He's with us. 638 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,559 And he's cracked the password. 639 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:45,279 - Impossible. - Er, no, just harder than expected. 640 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,519 See, I'd been working with words that were important to your dad. 641 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,759 But you'd already changed the password, hadn't you, Algie? 642 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,999 So we gave Spider a new list. 643 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,840 With words that had meaning for you. 644 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,759 Um, out of interest, what was it? 645 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,839 Er, it was Tinny Tank. 646 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,479 It was a variation of Nanny Kitty. 647 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,159 - Aaaah! - Aaaah! 648 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,920 There were loads of withdrawals, all to accounts in his name. 649 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,159 I needed it to bail out a failed business investment. 650 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,999 I kept thinking I could replace it. 651 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,199 Which is why you needed the etiquette school to be a success. 652 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,719 And you needed Dennis' investment. 653 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,879 And then, once you found out that Spider was on to you, 654 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,959 you were running out of time. 655 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,400 Is that why you killed her? 656 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,439 I didn't plan it, I swear. 657 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:38,519 With Hobbs?! MY Hobbs?! The butler?! 658 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,839 I love him, Algie, and for once I want to do something for myself, 659 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,240 and not the family. 660 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,399 Well, you can't go away together, I forbid it. 661 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,439 And I won't give you the money. I don't need it. 662 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,599 That French polisher is actually an IT specialist. 663 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,839 - He's hacking into daddy's offshore account. - What? 664 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,160 As soon as I get my half of the money, I'm leaving. 665 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,280 No, you won't. 666 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,840 Because it's all gone. 667 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,479 I've spent it. 668 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,079 You told me we didn't have access. 669 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,999 Oh, come on, do you really think Father would leave us high and dry 670 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,759 like that? 671 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,720 He left instructions for me. 672 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,119 After everything I've done to protect you. 673 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,599 All the botched love affairs, the bad investments, 674 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:35,600 the dodgy friends, and now this. 675 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,239 You're nothing more than a common thief. 676 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:43,999 I'm the Earl of Arden! And you can't talk to me like that! 677 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,079 Titles don't mean anything in prison. 678 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,359 - Prison?! - Everyone knew you'd makea hash of things. 679 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,559 - Even Nanny Kitty. - Take that back. 680 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,559 Just wait till she hears about this. You know, she told me 681 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,759 when she retired, she thought you were a useless simpleton. 682 00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,679 She called you pathetic. 683 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,360 Shut up! 684 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,439 I took her ring and I put it in the French polishing kit 685 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,120 to divert suspicion. 686 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,279 I really did love her. 687 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,119 I know. 688 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,519 Algie, you've got to come clean, clear Spider's name. 689 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:24,279 I can't! I'd lose everything. This place, the estate. 690 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:28,039 Actually, I've been recording since I've come in. 691 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,920 You've already confessed. 692 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,960 Well... 693 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,639 I suppose I must face the music. 694 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,479 Stiff upper lip and all that. 695 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,879 Oh! 696 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,480 Uh...! 697 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,319 I'll just wait here, just in case he comes back. 698 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,719 Come on! 699 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,239 Quick! 700 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,439 Oh! 701 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,919 I'm wearing heels! 702 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,760 Get in! 703 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,999 You're not gonna get away with this! 704 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,239 - Oh! Agh! Hold on. - Come on! 705 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,640 Frank, put your foot down! It's all the way down! 706 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,280 Whoa! 707 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,519 - Argh! - Reach over, grab hold of him! 708 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,559 What are you doing? Are you mad?! 709 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,919 I'm blind! 710 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,759 - Jump over! - Get off! 711 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,839 Get closer! 712 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,599 Yes, Frank, yes, Frank! 713 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,519 - Argh! - I'm not stopping! 714 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,679 I'm on, Frank! I'm on! 715 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,039 - Be careful! - Now what? 716 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:32,759 Watch out. 717 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,879 Go on, Frank! Wooo! 718 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,919 - Are you insane?! - Ahhh! 719 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,680 - Argh! - Argh! 720 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,159 THEY SCREAM 721 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,680 THEY PANT Oh, come on! 722 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,640 I'm so sorry, Hobbs. Gareth. 723 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,160 Minty loved you very much. 724 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,879 You know, only Shakespeare and Hathaway could do 725 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,880 - a high-speed chase on a golf buggy. Yeah. - Mm. 726 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,079 Has he been here the whole time? 727 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,879 - Wh...? Oh! - Oh! It's Spider?! 728 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,999 Oh, hello. What you doing here?! 729 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,919 Have it your way. 730 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,759 He might not be a killer, 731 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:18,239 but I've got my eyes on you, you 732 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:20,600 and you, butt. And you. 733 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,400 - That's a lot of eyes. - Yeah. 734 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,319 - Thank you. - Thank you. 735 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,079 So what are you going to do now? 736 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,879 I'm still going travelling. I owe it to Minty. 737 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,519 - Aw. - Thank you. 738 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,679 Oh, I'm sorry about Algie. 739 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,959 Oh, you know what they say - one monkey don't stop no show. 740 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,839 Do they? Do they say that, though? 741 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:45,799 Apparently, there's a ball next week at the Duke of Avon's estate. 742 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,199 I reckon I might try out my new etiquette skills. 743 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,999 I hear he's single. 744 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,440 - HORN TOOTS Oh, that's me. - Good luck. 745 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,599 Well, that's the etiquette business over before it begun. 746 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,999 Aw. Ooh. 747 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,119 I'm sorry you didn't get your recommendation 748 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,399 for the Haverley Club. Do you know what? 749 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,759 I spent so long wanting to be worthy of these toffs, 750 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,919 I never stopped to think whether they were worthy of me. 751 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,759 I mean, you call Small, and quality... 752 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,800 ALL: ..is guaranteed! 753 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:17,920 Very good. 754 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,719 It sounds like you've had quite the adventure. 755 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:23,799 - Well done. - Yeah, well done. 756 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,759 DOOR OPENS Oh! Look who's popped in. 757 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,079 I just came to say thanks again. Hey, no, listen, 758 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,199 we're all glad you're in the clear. 759 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,799 Yeah, well, except these offshore banks 760 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,639 have their own cyber security investigators. 761 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,959 They know that I hacked one of their accounts. 762 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,840 Oh, no. How much trouble are you in? 763 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,399 - Well, actually, they've offered me a job. - Oh! 764 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,559 I'm going to help pressure test their systems, 765 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,559 make them more secure. 766 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,639 - I'm moving to the Cayman Islands next week. - Oh!- Oh-ho-ho! 767 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,719 Sorry I can't make your sister's wedding. 768 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:53,919 Oh, it's OK. 769 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,719 You weren't invited, actually, I don't think? 770 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:58,959 - Talking of invitations... - Oh, did you ask Annie? 771 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,079 She was more excited than I expected. 772 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,719 She even gave me these to share out. 773 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,839 Ooh! Don't mind if I do! 774 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,519 Nice one. Thank you. 775 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,679 Uh, thanks, Frank, but it's a bit early for all that sugar. 776 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,760 Yeah, oh, absolutely. 777 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,319 So, you never told me how your meeting went. 778 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,919 Let's just say there may be some big things on the horizon. 779 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,919 Mm! A man of mystery. 780 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:26,240 When the time is right, you'll be the first to know. 781 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,120 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 782 00:43:42,170 --> 00:43:46,720 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0